i genuinely enjoy tumblr as a platform, especially its feature of multiple sideblogs and the reblogging system and its a damn shame it is so woefully mismanaged

netherstray:

vampires420:

vampires420:

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

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lung-pollution:

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i dont “read” i quickly scan pages for rapid data acquisition

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favorite thing about tolkien fans is how y’all are like “now this idea would’ve had the old professor tolkien absolutely foaming at the mouth in rage ….. which is exactly why i have written 200k words of it and made art for it and firmly hold it as canon”

y’alls tags only further convince me of this

a few more honorable mentions for your viewing pleasure

@histskins

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one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

They just meant it didn’t have lime in it

sprite has lime in it wym

honestly only americans who have been to england or australia or new zealand understand the frustration.  Also you literally can’t even explain to them what real lemonade is. they simply don’t get it

i’m actually not american i just have functioning taste buds. but GOD HONESTLY like “sprite is a type of lemonade because it has lemon flavouring in it!” no. go to jail. lemonade does not have lime and corn syrup in it, and it’s not carbonated. that’s not a sweet refreshing summer beverage, it’s canned sadness. 

These guys are honestly right. In Australia there is nothing that even closely resembles American “lemonade”. You’d have to make it yourself. I only vaguely know how to make it from American cartoons and it’s never sounded even slightly appetising.

I guess it’s like Vegemite. You have to grow up with it.

If you’re insinuating that lemonade is like vegemite than you’re an idiot that has never tried lemonade. 

*Checks my british lemonade*

Well no corn syrup cuz that’s illegal but it is lemon flavoured and fizzy. I think the non fizzy lemonade is called cloudy lemonade but you ain’t going to get that in any restaurant but honestly…. who drinks lemonade on its own? It’s only function is to fizz up booze…

I don’t even like lemonade that much it’s not that good I’d be chill with sprite tbh

American lemonade is basically lemon juice, water, and sugar

american lemonade and british lemonade are both good yall are Fools

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